First, a note:
So this may be the best excuse I have right now for not doing my homework... or it may be just a ridiculous way of publicly admitting my obsession with Paint. But once in a while, I have these "stranger than life" moments and I just feel like drawing them. Crudely, and without any hint of artistic talent. Using primary colours. On my computer.
Some true inspiration for this particular series comes from hyperbole and a half, who is the UNDISPUTED QUEEN of Paint-created pictures.
This is "how not to act up to and during a typhoon." What is it, the THIRD typhoon for Japan in the past year? I swear to jebus that Mother Earth has a serious gear to grind when it comes to Japan. Worst "rainy season" ever. For the record- all of these things either happened to me, or I was witness to them. Weird weather makes people f*cking nuts.
NUMBER ONE THING NOT TO DO:
NUMBER TWO THING NOT TO DO: Try and use an umbrella!
NUMBER THREE THING NOT TO DO: Wear your best clothes to work!
... Because timing is everything. And because you're an idiot- an idiot who should listen to the damn weather forecast.
NUMBER FOUR THING NOT TO DO: Leave your windows open-
BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A NICE DAY!!!
NUMBER FIVE THING NOT TO DO: Wear a skirt/wear white/wear 6 inch heels!
NUMBER SIX THING NOT TO DO: Take a moment to interpretive dance/shake yourself off like a dog on a crowded subway platform!
NUMBER SEVEN THING NOT TO DO: Get to know someone... PHYSICALLY... while soaking wet.
bubble. Don't be a d!ck.
NUMBER EIGHT THING NOT TO DO: Be That Guy.
You know what I'm talking about. That douche bag that pretends like deodorant is for "pussies." The guy with ZERO respect for public well-being. That guy.
Hey guy- with the ill-fitted soaking wet pinstripe suit carrying three large shopping bags and a broken umbrella- You're a dick.
So I realize that this post is a little out of character for me, but it needed to be said. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to clean up a puddle of water under my window sill, and maybe attempt to air-dry my soaking wet clothes.
And please people - try not being a d!ck once in a while. Just try.